Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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