Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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