well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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