Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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