You just made me feel so damn special
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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