porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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