it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize