Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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