The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
