When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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