Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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