I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I love you.
Bad choice
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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