So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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