Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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