You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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