16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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