The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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