Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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