I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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