Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
40s are totally the cure
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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