haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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