Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You're earring is so big in my mouth
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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