Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I got chris browned last night
Nicole vs. Life
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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