my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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