you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You may now shotgun with the bride
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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