This is not my ceiling
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
