There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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