Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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