You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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