I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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