i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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