Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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