Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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