I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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