she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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