I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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