So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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