Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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