My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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