you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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