There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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