We won't sleep together?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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