The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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