Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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