We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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