Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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