But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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