I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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