On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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