She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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