is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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