dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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