I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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