Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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