Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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