check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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