we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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