why didn't you poke me back
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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