I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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