He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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