I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Randomize
