I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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